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FAT. ASS. um...this can only be expressed properly through some dialogue.
glen: you know...since you're boyfriend moved away, it looks as though you've put on some weight.
me: ._. oh my god. i have. and its noticable??
glen: i dont know what your world is like, but in my world... thats ok.
me: well its not in mine!
this is when i realized...that
ladies and gentlemen...the mystery has been solved.
July 14 2005, 18:22:43 UTC 6 years ago
If you hadn't run screaming through the door this is how the conversation would have ended.
Glen: Well, if you really feel like you need to lose the weight I can probably help you.
You: Yeah?
Glen: I have a gym membership, plus... you know... sex is aerobic exercise.
July 14 2005, 18:26:30 UTC 6 years ago
fat! fat! leroy brown. the fattest man in the whole damn town.
fatter than old king kong...fatter than a junkyard dog.
July 14 2005, 18:43:08 UTC 6 years ago
July 14 2005, 18:47:36 UTC 6 years ago
however, he is not the only one to make the observation... of me being larger than i used to be. friends, family memebers (both plural) have told me the same thing. and the scale. dont forget the scale. the scale told me too.
i want to be effortlessly hot, like everyone else.
July 14 2005, 20:04:17 UTC 6 years ago
July 14 2005, 22:07:19 UTC 6 years ago